菁菁生气了,放下手中的保温瓶,赌气道:“我就知道,你根本就不在乎我的死活,小舒才是你心里唯一的爱,别人你都无所谓的。哼!”","
我忙抓住了菁菁的手,道:“菁菁,你和许舒都是我最爱的人。真的,不管你们哪一个受到了伤害,我都会痛苦的!”","
菁菁道:“可是我已经被你和小舒伤害了,现在怎么办?”","
我低下头来想了一下,说道:“菁菁,我和许舒的确对不起你,你要是气不过,那我愿意接受你的任何惩罚而绝不会有一点怨言!”","
菁菁眼珠子一转,道:“真的?”","
我诚心地道:“真的!”","
“好!这可是你说的!”","
菁菁一下子从床边站起,俯身盯着我道:“那我要你在一年之内,不许碰小舒一根头发,你做不做得到?”","
我呆了一下,不解地道:“为什么一年啊?”","
菁菁忽然“吃吃”地笑了起来,凑到我耳边道:“其实,我和小舒已经商量好啦!","
既然我们两个都不能没有你,那就只好便宜你了,都嫁给你算了。","
但是法律上又不允许你一个人同时娶两个老婆,怎么办呢?","
我和小舒合计了一下,反正我和你已经登记了,那这一年里我们就是合法夫妻,小舒只能给你当情人。","
一年后我要跟你离婚,然后你再娶小舒为妻。","
我就只能委屈退居二线做你的情人了。","
以后每年依此类推,搞一次离婚结婚,一直到老死为止,是不是很有趣?”","
我汗!","
心里又是欢喜,又是好笑,道:“是吗?","
也……","
没必要这么……","
麻烦吧?”","
菁菁笑道:“还怕麻烦?","
现在你心里一定乐开了花吧?","
可以一下拥有两个美人耶!","
左拥右报的,岂不快哉?”","
说心里话,听到这些我心里不美那是不可能的,我很想严肃下来,可脸上的笑意却怎么止也止不住。","
我道:“许舒她……真的也愿意?”","
菁菁笑着扯住我的耳朵,没好气地道:“男人!","
哼!","
就知道会那么贪心的!","
你要不相信,自己去问小舒去!","
美死你吧!","
臭男人!”","
我被她扯得直喊痛,只好伸手把她搂进了怀里,道:“菁菁,你太好了!”","
菁菁哼道:“好什么?","
别忘了你答应我的惩罚,我要你一年里只能够和我亲热,就是不能碰小舒一下。","
我要让小舒干瞪眼白着急守活寡,难过死她!"