别看许舒平时稳重端庄,可吵起架来丝毫不弱于我的妻子。","
我妻子后来气不过,便给她起了个外号“大魔女”,干脆连名字都不叫她了。","
当然,这个外号源自于许舒的妹妹,她的妹妹人称小魔女,是个无法无天,古灵精怪的调皮鬼。","
许舒是小魔女的姐姐,自然就就成为了大魔女!","
但别看我妻子和我情人之间互为情敌,经常吵架。","
其实她们俩人感情很好。","
她们是从小一起长大的死党,如果没有我,她们会比亲姐妹还要亲的。","
只是现在,唉!","
这时电话那头许舒“哼”了一声,道:“花妖精是不是在你身边?”","
“没有,现在我一个人在外面呢!”","
“真的?那你干嘛叫我大魔女?”","
我笑道:“叫习惯了,一时改不过来嘛!”","
“哼!","
唐迁!","
我发现你现在越来越听花妖精的话了。","
她让你叫我大魔女你就乖乖地叫啊?","
不行!","
从今天开始,你也得叫她花妖精,不然我心里不平衡!”","
“好,好!我也听你的!”","
我笑着安抚她,又说:“许舒,你都出国三个月了,我好想你!对了,英国人喜不喜欢听你的演唱会?”","
“还好啦!不过大部分都是华侨,毕竟老外又听不懂我在唱什么?”","
“嗯,那你什么时候回来?”","
“快了罢,最迟下个星期一。”","
“是吗?","
太好了!","
快点回来罢,半年的期限过去了,我们俩得赶快准备制造小宝宝了呢!”","
“呵呵,讨厌!","
谁来跟你没正经?","
对了,我可告诉你,我刚刚和贝克汉姆约会回来呢!","
人家可比你帅得太多了,又有名气又有风度,一双眼睛迷死人。","
我要是爱上他了怎么办?”","
我笑道:“少来啦啦!","
人家贝帅哥现在还在皇马踢球呢,你在英国哪里见得到他?","
吹牛也拜托先打打草稿嘛!”","
“嘻嘻,我就要刺激你一下,谁让你不在乎我的?”","
“谁说我不在乎你?你不在我身边,我都好像少了主心骨,特空虚!”","
“切!"